jovancoolmoh

jovancoolmoh is a very cool and swag but not so cool anymoh person.

ONe day, jovancoolmoh was walking home from school and accidentally tripped over a chair. Oh no... He's not so cool anymoh...

by jovancoolmoh's mentor September 7, 2021

Johance

sexy, muscular, handsome man, often known as Leilani's other half

Oh you saw johance, he and leilani are so goals

by Jonathy November 23, 2021

Johance

sexy, muscular, handsome man, often known as Leilani's other half

Oh you saw johance, he and leilani are so goals

by Jonathy November 23, 2021

Johannon

A person that can make anything funny. If you're at a funeral. He'll be the first person to tell you that it will be OK

Leila: "Bro I'm Felling Down."

Damion: "Then Go Talk To JoHannon, He'll make it OK."

by GrêêñLäzër May 2, 2022

johnaconda

A man name John who is good in bed... Aka his privates are also known to be as big as an anaconda snake

Have you ever been with a johnaconda?
All the ladies call him johnaconda.

by j.aconda January 7, 2024

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

by linkslice1 June 21, 2024

The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.

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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.

Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.

by MySecondRun September 6, 2025