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Toby Joblin

An absolute cuck who is a weeaboo has autism , is largely disliked but yet still thinks he is funny and cool
Toby joblin you're a faggot , cunt die you little retard mate and eat your mums fat arse you fucking slag kill yourself
by Beluga Whale cunt faggot June 18, 2019
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Joblin

The Joblin is much like a Goblin, in terms of its horrible and feeble characteristics, except it takes the form of a human. You will always be able to find several in any large organisation. They are so corporate, they seem as if they are robots that have been programmed by the company.

They walk around with a glazed over look in their eyes repeating the party lines and never accepting any obvious issues. They will claim you're just negative when you point out obvious problems. They have no life outside of work, and wouldn't think twice about grassing you up for anything. You must be very careful if you find yourself working with a joblin.

There is no known way to defeat a Joblin, instead you must ensure you never express your true feelings about senior management, and make sure you work by the book.

Inevitably the Joblin will progress up the career ladder, and hire more Joblins. If this happens, your only choice is to find another job.
1."Did you tell Colin about the problems with that new procedure?"

"Yeah but he just said I was being negative"

"Oh he's such a Joblin"

2. Paul's had a go at me for being 1 minute late this morning, he's not even a manager"

"Ignore him he's a Joblin"
by Bowshank December 15, 2018
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Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)
"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012
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jaboinkin

Jaboinkins are super Chad's from birth. These guys or gals can be the biggest jerks on the planet and still be loved by all. The have insane luck despite their awful decisions and will make you doubt the existence of karma.
"Josh is such a Jaboinkin. He seems like the worst person on the planet yet everything goes his way."
by SpirantGalaxy February 12, 2021
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Jaboing

The act of one rolling a fat babushka requiring two pieces of rizla to be stuck together in a parallel fashion
"YO G U WANNA ROLL A FAT ZOOT?"
"YHYH G YOUR RAH GONNA NEED A JABOING FOR DAT ONE DOE STILL"
by purramandonte' the 2nd May 27, 2021
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Beet Jobbins

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.
Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.
by lord earl May 30, 2014
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Jobin

Somebody (or someone) who goes to school to get a job, typically from Indiana.
Speaker 1: "I can't wait to finish my engineering degree at Purdue."

Speaker 2: "You're such a jobin."
by FairMike September 7, 2019
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