jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.

Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.

by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017

jizmonkey

a monkey who jizzes on fit bitches

the monkey jizzed on the fit whore coz he's a jizmonkey

by sektor3 June 11, 2003

guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum

The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.

by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009

Jizz Monkey

To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.

Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!

by NegroButthole March 7, 2009

jivemonkey

it means like you are going to do something
but you end up not doing it

e.g "you was going to clean up then kitchen but you didnt you jivemonkey"

by charlie brunt March 19, 2008

jazzmonkey

a young skinny male, who has the common characteristics of a an unathletic classroom geek, maintaining his street credability and ensuring urban survival through humour, projected outwardly but more commonly humour is aimed directly at the subject both physically and mentally.

the jazzmonkey proceeded to dance isolated on the dancefloor maintaiing a source of pure entertainment for all around

by twinkletoes July 20, 2003

Jizzmonger

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

by Joe Hood September 23, 2007