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disneyland boys

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these are boys that are very cute. They are the boys you see at disneyland or six flags and wonder why they don't go to your school.
a really cute boy.
"Why don't any of the disneyland boys go to our school?"
by jessica.always October 30, 2007
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(n) yet another Urban Dictionary entry prone to Urban Censorship
Disneyland has ghost posts.
by fduck May 18, 2004
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mans Disneyland

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A loose, fun woman that lets you bury your Matterhorn on every ride.
I went out with Celeste last night and she let me ride every ride; even the tea bag! I was a bit dizzy and my bags were empty after that ride. She really is a mans Disneyland!
by big kev 79 July 22, 2011
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Jizzneyland

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When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
by whocaresaboutNY April 5, 2013
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the place where:

1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.

2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.

3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.

4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
by d-blair April 5, 2008
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Jizzneyland

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The act of engaging in sex (including, but not limited to intercourse and oral or anal sex) and subsequent ejaculation on Disneyland/World property.
Man #1: Sarah and I went to Disneyland for our honeymoon.
Man #2: Cool, what did you guys do?
Man #1: Well, I rode the rides, and then I took her inside the bathroom and I rode her! Some guy in a Goofy costume was watching us. Dude, we turned Disneyland into Jizzneyland!
by MonaForPrez February 2, 2015
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