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Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

jimmy john's challenge 

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.
I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.
Jimmy John’d by Darthfather December 7, 2025

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone 

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

Jimmy Jizzy John 

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after