Ankle level jorts

Your average, cool, ankle level jorts.

Now, you all voted for what your average inch of shorts should be. Those are all wrong, 3 inch, 5 inch, 7 inch, 9 inch. The correct answer is ankle level jorts. Cover up, WHORE.

by IMAMOTHERFUCKINGPSEUDOWITHPTSD October 21, 2021

eat my jorts

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.

"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."

by eat my jorts October 30, 2017

jorts

Jorts are simply jean shorts. In most cases they are just embaressing, but jorts can be pulled off by certain demographics, such as fathers on family vactions. In addition to being popular with men over forty (who typically are wearing knee socks and sandals) Jorts are also popular with younger men who usually smoke marijuana.

Of course he's a stoner, don't you see the jorts?

by Rick1011 April 11, 2008

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

jorts

noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.

"Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."

by Joe 183904870 October 2, 2007

Jorts

Jean shorts: Fashion disaster.

Scott wore a pair of jorts to squirrel fest.

by Scott Wernsman September 1, 2009

short jorts

Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.

Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."

by Kyle Kiz February 4, 2009