Jezz

Jezz is an intelligent female. She is friendly and a bit weird in a good way. She definitely knows how to defend herself when it comes time, she’ll get straight with you. Jezz looks like she got blessed by God himself, he truly put some time into this female. Her body is magnificent and she’s talented, athletic and she has a big heart. She’s everything a guy can ask for.

you seen jezz today? She really blessed me

by Snailyseatslime April 27, 2019

jizzout

as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo

Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.

by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

jezzel

Jezzel is such an amazing girl. She usually has gorgeous eyes. Shes really hot too and can get many guys after her. She’s really nice and caring. Get yourself a Jezzel because she’s just perfect.

Jezzel is so fucking hot

by I Fucked Yo Daughter December 30, 2017

Jezzie

Someone who is well known to have had sex with most people in their ends

JSav “you know that girl Hanna , she’s some jezzie”
J1 “Yh she just gave me and the mandem slops in the alley”

by 3Sj 🅾️ Way or no way December 5, 2020

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006

Jezzed

When a person says that they will be there at a certain time or place, but ends up being hours late or not showing up at all.

In short; the worst time-keeper known to man kind itself.

You -"Oi lads, Jezz said he'd be here at 4....It's now 6 ?!?! The actual fuck."

Other friend- "Looks like we've been Jezzed once again...."

by Seal Scrotum August 2, 2016

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023