jewbagel 

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

jewbagel by Natalie H. April 30, 2006

Jewlatto 

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.

Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.

Jewlatto by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007

jewbag overlord 

a jewish person that is the most jewish out of everyone in jewland, he rules the jews

freddy is a jewbag overlord hes such a faggot

jewbag overlord by hsil1234 May 4, 2010

jewbagel 

Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!

jewbagel by GTFO417 June 11, 2011

Jewrage 

Extremely aggresive outbursts and slurs shown towards suspected Jews or persons with "Jewish" characteristics usually resulting in police intervention or violence. Jewrage is usually the result of a hefty drinking binge.

That was some unnecessary Jewrage there mate!

Jewrage by The Boobiewatcher December 31, 2009

Jewaga 

The spell in the famous Final Fantasy series causing ones player to lose a large sum of gil

"aww man he just casted jewaga on me and i lost all my gil"

Jewaga by Jammmmmmer December 20, 2009

Mormon-Jewbag

The circumsized skin off of a Mormon-Jew man.

Just sold Romneys Mormon-Jewbag for 400 dollars on Ebay.

Mormon-Jewbag by Obama your Moma October 15, 2012