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How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
jewness by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
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Jekeş Lafardium 

A Turkish word with great meaning in relation to the exalted Attaturk.
Jekeş Lafardium!!!" "This is a stupid game!
Jekeş Lafardium by Compy Corp January 19, 2011
people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party
Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"
jerkes by Chester Sinatra June 1, 2013
Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories
"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."
Jewles by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018

Jewkashewk 

me: i made up the word jewkashewk
my uncle: ok
Jewkashewk by Aiden J April 10, 2021

Jewessification 

Jewessification is a fake cheap Zionist controlled propaganda account.Anyway it's every Arab's dream, lifestyle and a way to jannah. Everyone's mom loves jewessification. It is like the menorah of Hanukkah. It's not just some random spam account. Shiksas are just jealous of it.Israeli regime should be thankful that it is existing on this earth just to spread Zionist propaganda.
Oh Emm geeh! You are a Palestinian shiksa and you are not following jewessification yet?

Yeah I do bruv. that kyke is funny 💀