jewbag

A person who is overly stingy with money or object, much like a Jew.

Man! That jewbag won't give me $1 for a candy bar.

Joe, you jewbag, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!!

by Sean vandouschen February 12, 2009

jewbag

The sack connected to a circumsized penis.

Tim got kicked in his jewbag.

by Homorific November 15, 2006

jewbag

a bag where you keep the jews before you throw them into the fire

Todd: Is that the last jewbag?
Mike: No I think there is one more over there
Todd: Shit, better open up the furnace again

by imnotfuckingtelling February 20, 2009

jewbag

1. Noun
Any popular plastic bag brand such as Hefty and Glad that are certified kosher.

i don't know why we pay more for these jewbags when we aren't even jewish, and don't plan on eating the bags

by grimbor November 12, 2010

Jewbag

A bag in which the Jews' store their Jew gold.

After lil David Goldbergstein found his first piece of Jew gold, his parents gave him his own Jewbag to store his gold.

by David Goldbergstein November 22, 2011

Jewbag

A person with jew like traits, tipically a while 5'6" male named Thomason.

"Hey Thomason, Stop being a fucking jewbag bitch Nigga!

by Twizzle fo Shizzle June 21, 2008

jewbag

A more mild mannered way of saying cunt, wanker ........

Duncan you're such a fucking jewbag

by jhs5ph March 14, 2007