Jersey Louie

A Jersey Louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate U-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the State of New Jersey. They intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). A Jersey Louie is a ideal for when an accident or other fuck-up is clogging your egress leftward. Legend has it that Jersey Louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.

Hotchkiss: I need to turn Eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.

Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.

Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !

by joedaprogramma July 28, 2016

Jersey Boyz

When you are partaking in a gay orgy and the moment in which everyone climaxes, their orgasm moans forms a single musical chord resembling the true bonding of that of the Jersey Boyz

Dude 1: "yo did you hear about that sick Jersey Boyz at Philip's last night?"

Dude. 2: "hell yeah it was a D minor"

by Dankemmes December 29, 2016

New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

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Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers

Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!

by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020

New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.

Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.

by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020

Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.

Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?

by chachaG22 March 6, 2011

Jersey Shore

The reason god is mad at us.

Yeah! Maybe we'll end up on the Jersey shore!

by SpitShine Tommy May 17, 2011

jersey bike ride

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.

When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.

by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016