Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).

Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.

by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

jerusalem cruisers

Birkenstock sandals.

Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers

by jenjens July 16, 2008

Jerusalem Tulip

1) a very pretty girl who is extremely religious.

2) a rare kind of tulip.

"Oh man did you see that girl in church today? She's super pretty."
"Yea bro I got with her last night."
"No way! You picked a Jerusalem Tulip?!"
"Yea but now she won't stop asking me to go to her bible study."

by Jewbaru April 15, 2014

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

Jerusalem bagel

When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.

Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.

by Stevous September 2, 2017