Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.

A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!

by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013

jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.

guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.

by logermoore February 23, 2009

jerumpkin

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.

I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.

by Antler* February 28, 2008

Jerubificationized

To have one's grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc. corrected by Jeruba.

Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Errrr...can you tell me how fix bad writingz plz?"

Jeruba: "Certainly! Improving one's communication skills is an admirable goal."

Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Being Jerubificationized raised my IQ by at least 40 points!"

by FutureMemory July 7, 2010

Jerusalen

The most beautiful woman in the world period...

Damn that girl is a jerusalen

by farina1986 August 14, 2011

jerusha

a gorgeous female who often attracts many lovers (both single and taken) and breaks their hearts. cruel but beautiful. envied by many.

"I cant believe how much of a jerusha she is!"
"he left me for a jerusha!"
"i wish i was a jerusha"

by rawrr x3 November 12, 2008

Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!

Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.

by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009