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Jered

A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"
A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*
by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010
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jerked

to get/give the run-around. to get played.
"i got jerked around!"

"quit jerkin' me around!"

"you got jerked!"
by calan November 20, 2003
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jerediah

the coolest person and always ready to party
jerediah is the best person on earth
by hi 26737363535535 May 17, 2018
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Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.
Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.
by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009
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jered

jered is a person that is loved bye everyone and i loved someone named jered. but its someone u never want to lose and i cant stop thinking about him he will always be bye your side even when u are scared he will always care about u and is hot as fuck . and i love jered alot
jered is amazing.
by megan tegland May 23, 2018
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Jered

The hottest firefighter to ever live.He has the most captivating eyes and an incredibly charismatic personality.His optimistic approach to life tends to lead to inspiration. A person who you could talk to for hours, and be rescued by any time.
Jered is smokin'
by Black_ Betty April 10, 2010
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Alley Jerked

Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.
"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"
by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
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