German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar February 28, 2011

jerkoff jack

The most smelly man in the world

Look at that Jerkoff jack over there

by Ctmarto January 30, 2019

Jerkoff McGee

A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.

Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”

Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”

by Spicyspectrum April 4, 2022

Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 9, 2020

Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

Jerkoff Masturbator

A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.

The man who ran in front of my car was a JERKOFF MASTURBATOR so i ran him over.

by The Pontiff November 4, 2003

Jerkoff Hands

Someone who isnt getting laid.

"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"

by the real ian harold August 15, 2008