Boredom Jerk

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.

"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

jerk buddy

Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.

Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."

by Robertsaxzzzz December 12, 2015

jimmy jerk

A Jimmy jerk is where your watching Jimmy Neutron and beating your meat.

Oh hey man wanna go watch jimmy neutron. Nah man you going to jimmy jerk on my couch.

by [e-mail] June 10, 2018

Alabama Suicide jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

by theboi669 April 18, 2019

Jerk Sauce

When a guy jerks cum out of his penis!

Chad : Wow Kiersten seeing you in my wife's Lingerie makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you shower me in your Jerk Sauce and release some of that!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Yummy!!!!

by SlopNChop November 29, 2016

jerk mag

A magazine used when one is beating off or indulging in self-merrymaking. The term was coined from a website called "thejerkmag.com" which was intentionally named so to fleece people into thinking that it carries pornography while it has nothing to do with porn and hence makes a lot of money from the traffic.

Guy 1: "Yo, what is it that you're reading? You seem a lot quieter..."
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*

by vaultimor September 9, 2016

jerkbender

(n) When a bender from the Avatar: The Last Airbender or Legend of Korra universe is being a jerk, he is described by the fandom as being a 'jerkbender'

Mako can't decide what girl he wants to date? What a heartless jerkbender

I can't believe Zuko insulted his uncle like that! I can't believe what a jerkbender he's being

by Chongthesingingnomad July 5, 2012