Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008

Jerking off

Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑

My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care

My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)

by Z-baby08 April 1, 2020

Jerking Off

When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it

Tom was jerking off in his room, until his sister walked in and asked to join him.

by Daddy966969 March 27, 2019

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

Jerking off

The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure

Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021