Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

Jerry Sanduskying

A word derived from the assistant coach from Penn State who was accused of molesting boys in the shower.

This is a verb used to describe someone who is molesting boys. Can be used to describe one who is being dominated.

Can also be used to describe someone/someones who pick on a person who have little to no control over the situation

I don't want to be a part of that Fraternity. I hear they are Jerry Sanduskying each other.

Are you watching the Bears? They are Jerry Sandusking the Packers right now!

by titoliston November 7, 2011

Jerry Rice

Jerry Lee Rice (born October 13, 1962) is a former American football wide receiver. He is widely considered to be the greatest wide receiver in NFL history and among the greatest NFL players at any position.1 On November 4, 2010, Rice was chosen by NFL Network's NFL Films production The Top 100: NFL's Greatest Players as the greatest player in NFL history. He was teammates with some of the best QBs of all-time that is Joe Montana and Steve Young.

He is the all-time leader in most major statistical categories for wide receivers2 and the all-time NFL leader in receptions, touchdown receptions, and yards. Rice was selected to the Pro Bowl 13 times (1986–1996, 1998, 2002) and named All-Pro 12 times in his 20 NFL seasons. He won three Super Bowl rings playing for the San Francisco 49ers and an AFC Championship with the Oakland Raiders.

Did you see that pass from Steve Young to Jerry Rice?
Yeah, did you see what Jerry Rice did after that.
Yeah, thats vintage Jerry Rice.

by david faustino December 28, 2012

Jerrygirl

Opposite of a tomoboy.

A boy who behaves like a girl.

Tom was the cat, Jerry was the mouse.

(From Tom and Jerry)

Hence, Jerrygirl.

Me: Dude that guy loves Meg Cabot's princess diaries.

Friend: Dude he's a jerrygirl.

by yoloprincess March 16, 2014

Fuck Me Jerry

A term used when you want someone to get their hot dick in your ass.

For best results, scream it in the middle of intercourse. Instant boners will appear in the next neighborhood over if you scream this phrase loud enough.

"I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.
FUCK ME JERRY.
FUCK ME."

by pussydestroyer69dude June 11, 2016

Dammit Jerry!

Comes from NBC's Parks and Recreation. This is a term used to express extreme disappointment, annoyance, frustration, disbelief, dismay, dumbfoundedness, or irritation at yet another dumb thing that Pawnee, Indiana Parka and Recreation Department employee Garry "Jerry" Gergich has done.

This term can be used generically to express the above reaction at any stupid thing that anyone does by replacing the person's real name with "Jerry."

TERRENCE: "Ugh. I just dropped my peanut butter and jelly sandwich on your laptop keyboard. Oops."

PHILLIP: "Dammit Jerry! You're such a Jerry!"

TERRENCE: "Who's Jerry?"

PHILLIP: "You are, idiot."

by RicoBHI August 30, 2012