A person who is a Jehovah's Witness, but is also Amish at the same time. The first case of a person of these qualifications was in 2016 of a boy who loves the video games Uncharted 4 and Battlefront on PlayStation.
by Ohreeeaaalllyy May 13, 2016
Get the Jehamish mug.A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009
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by havdbjdjsnan May 23, 2018
Get the Jephte mug.An old pickup truck, preferably from the early late 80's-90's, driven by a dirty high school senior that wears ragged work boots and stained jeans to school every single day.
Landon: Hey sam, what do you drive to school?"
Sam: Oh, i drive 'round in nat ol' Jewhawh out dere."
Sam: Oh, i drive 'round in nat ol' Jewhawh out dere."
by Sam the Jewhawh Driver January 24, 2017
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Get the Jehanzeb mug.jeremy pham, the initiator of the great wellesley flame-war of 2009 and consequent misogyny. Did not get any ass that semester. Slang: jpham. Now synonymous with "to fuck up"
1: You are all a bunch of whores, undeserving of the education and opportunities you have received
2: Dude! don't go pulling a jpham, they'll tear you a new one!
1: Nah, I'll just sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.
2: Dude! don't go pulling a jpham, they'll tear you a new one!
1: Nah, I'll just sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.
by citizenkro November 22, 2009
Get the jpham mug.a tradtional guernsey word for getting intoxicated with alcoholic beverages. Getting 'Jehan'd' is when the victim is on the floor and either passed out or vommiting alot. The creator of the word is currently having a break from all the liver damage. Only a few people have ever witnessed the creator of the word at his prime.
by guernsey boii September 21, 2009
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