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jeremy pham, the initiator of the great wellesley flame-war of 2009 and consequent misogyny. Did not get any ass that semester. Slang: jpham. Now synonymous with "to fuck up"

1: You are all a bunch of whores, undeserving of the education and opportunities you have received
2: Dude! don't go pulling a jpham, they'll tear you a new one!
1: Nah, I'll just sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.

jpham by citizenkro November 22, 2009

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JPhanta

Type of person that does not believe in in-app purchases

Person 1: Uhhh I want to get dragon stones but it’s an in-app purchase
Person 2: Just buy it it’s only $0.99
Person 1: But I don’t like in-app purchases
Person 2: You’re such a JPhanta

JPhanta by SupaSayin04 January 24, 2019

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jpham • JPhanta • Juham • Jahamas • Jahamiel • Jeham • jhamaica • JhaMia • jhamil • jhamir

Jhamir

Jhamir is usually a chill and calm guy. He is a person who stands up for what's right. jhamir is usually a cute skinny guy. Jhamir is usually Charming and will steal your girl. He is a scholar and very intelligent
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That's a jhamir

I know a famous athlete named jhamir nelson

Jhamir by Drip_king December 26, 2018

Jahames

A great way to piss off a person named James.

you: Hey Jahames
James: f*** off hoe

Jahames by _potatolover_ October 28, 2016

Jehamish

A person who is a Jehovah's Witness, but is also Amish at the same time. The first case of a person of these qualifications was in 2016 of a boy who loves the video games Uncharted 4 and Battlefront on PlayStation.

See that Jehovah's Witness kid that looks Amish over there? He's actually a Jehamish.

Jehamish by Ohreeeaaalllyy May 13, 2016

Lebron Jahamez

Pro basket ball player also likes to be filled with cream and water

Person 1: Hey I just got the new lebron jahamez do u want to cream in him
Person2: Yeah sure

Lebron Jahamez by Cool gay guy 73747364 August 30, 2021

The Lebrone Jahamez

When you have 69 affairs with 17 year old women who think you’re a rapper when in reality you are just a pedophile wanting to get slobbed on the knob.

Jon: Blow on my soup baby gurrrlllll
Mommy: Are you performing the Lebrone Jahamez

The Lebrone Jahamez by SteveHarvey7 October 20, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026