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a tradtional guernsey word for getting intoxicated with alcoholic beverages. Getting 'Jehan'd' is when the victim is on the floor and either passed out or vommiting alot. The creator of the word is currently having a break from all the liver damage. Only a few people have ever witnessed the creator of the word at his prime.
'F**K ME! he's/she's Jehan'd'
'TONIGHT I'M GONNA GET JEHAN'D!!!'
'Is he jehan'd again'
Jehan'd by guernsey boii September 21, 2009
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Jean-Denis Deletraz 

A formula 1 driver from Switzerland, the last one until Sebastien Buemi. Drove for Pacific and Larousse, and he scored zero championship points in his career.

In 1994, he drove one race for Larousse. He replaced Erik Comas and drove for the Australian Grand Prix. He qualified 25th, but after 57 laps, his gearbox failed, and he retired, 10 laps down.

In 1995, he drove for Pacific, and in his first race, he retired with a cramp in his arm. In the second race, he actually finished, although he was 7 laps behind and finished 15th, which was last of the field.

He has been chosen as one of the worst Formula One drivers ever to compete, and being a pay driver, he was never given much chance as he had very little driving ability and could only race for small, financially strapped teams.
"Jean-Denis Deletraz... you heard of him?"
"Oh, that really bad Formula one driver from the 90's?"

"Yes Délétraz, really, here having no business in Formula One. And demonstrating it there: he's spending all of his modest effort, frankly, keeping the car on the road... This is, I'm afraid, one of the problems of the Grand Prix season - at the end of the year we do get one or two drivers being taken by people who've got more money than talent, and that's one example of it."

Jean-David 

a french guy who has the biggest ass anyone can even imagine
Oh man, i would never want to be a Jean-David, everyone would tease me.
Jean-David by cubanpigface June 1, 2010

St. Jean De Brebeuf

a thousand year old school with no air conditioning and overpopulated hallways. Although it does have an auditorium, unlike other catholic high schools, our lack of money and functioning textbooks, make it pretty embarassing to attend. St. Jean de Brebeuf also contains gratuitous amounts of mold.
"Wow, you go to St. Jean de Brebeuf? Sucks to be you."
St. Jean De Brebeuf by serena_sjb October 14, 2009

Jean Dedouchebag 

Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites. He also flirts with anything with 2 tits and a vagina. Biggest prick in the universe.
Yo bro your girlfriend was slobbing on my knob last night

Your such a Jean Dedouchebag
Jean Dedouchebag by doug frizzle October 17, 2008

Jean De La Loza 

A person that is good at everything and has the most amazing mustache. It could also be a member of the Race that is more Spanish than anyone. More Spanish than Spain.
Him? Oh yes he is so amazing, he is a Jean De La Loza
Jean De La Loza by Pianoschwa April 29, 2011

johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike
OMG, you're so johan deag
johan deag by officialcraven April 24, 2017
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