jenks

The devouring of a large quantity of pizza, or other fast food products, whilst extremely inebriated.
"Man, I j totally jenks'd the shit out of like 7 slices of pizza last night"

"I caught John jenksing last night. I think he ate 5 deluxe doubles."
by havemrc May 20, 2013
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Jenks

a pseudonym for

1. A friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.

2. Someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.

The name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (Jenks, Jenkins, Jenxxxs)
"Jenks! Wake the fuck up! You are passed out in the middle of a party!"

"Stop throwing fucking pennies at me Jenks."
by Bigsir 44 April 11, 2010
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Jenk

to isolate oneself from society and to sit in the same spot for long periods of time
Molly: Why are you so boring?
Billy: I guess I need to stop jenking.
by shiggs February 19, 2013
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Jenk

something that is cool or that amazes you
oh snap dude that trick was jenk!
by Ryder Roberts January 18, 2009
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Jenk

A mixture between a person that is Jewish and a Chinese person or chink
*Asian walks out of a temple
Josh-Look at that fucking jenk dude
by SwagsterMcMuffin September 14, 2015
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Jenk

Word originating in Vancouver, BC specifically at Peltons. Courtesy of the big jenk.

Means anything and everything.
"What the jenk!"
"Go on, give it a jenk"
"Did you see that jenk? What a jenk."
by SmoothDrJay January 11, 2005
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jenk

1.)dope; crazy
2.)humped; hurt
This sandwich tasted jenk; Dude, i just got jenked so hard!
by RandomGuy007 October 18, 2008
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