A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.
by Curious George Hamilton May 6, 2022
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by SwagmastaD December 10, 2014
Get the Sunk the Jensen mug.A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.
1. Massive Baby Back Bitch
2. Retard
3. Douchbag
4. Homo
5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. Massive Baby Back Bitch
2. Retard
3. Douchbag
4. Homo
5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
Get the Erik Jensen mug.A Great Actor, most well known as "Dean Winchester' from Supernatural.
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.
Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.
Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
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by Tina-Fish October 7, 2007
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by The Lady In Yellow May 5, 2018
Get the Jensen mug.A Jeneen is a girl you can count on. She's the nice girl that everyone likes. She's the first one to get balloons for her birthday in high school. She's athletic, smart, and musically inclined, spending her time equally between soccer, studying, and band camp. She's not one of THOSE band camp girls, though. Jeneens who sit next to you inevitably become your best friend. They aspire to a higher calling, pursuing a profession that requires a lot of heart and a strong constitution.
"One time, in band camp..." Oh, never mind. Jeneen was there!
"Thank goodness she has balloons with her name on them for her birthday. I would never know how to spell 'Jeneen'."
"Oh, she's a Jeneen. Of course, she'll grow up to be a veterinarian. Talk to her about dogs and she'll be your friend. And if you need your turtle's head to come out of it's shell, she'll poke it in the ass for you (from 'The Truth about Cats and Dogs,' with Janeane Garofalo)."
"Thank goodness she has balloons with her name on them for her birthday. I would never know how to spell 'Jeneen'."
"Oh, she's a Jeneen. Of course, she'll grow up to be a veterinarian. Talk to her about dogs and she'll be your friend. And if you need your turtle's head to come out of it's shell, she'll poke it in the ass for you (from 'The Truth about Cats and Dogs,' with Janeane Garofalo)."
by pureecstasy February 4, 2010
Get the Jeneen mug.From the verb "to jensen". Definition - screwed up, to do irreperable damage, to be clueless, a complete mess, to screw up everyone's day because of your actions.
"Oh that's real nice - you really Jensened me this time."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
by The Gunnnnn April 16, 2008
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