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Steaming Aunt Jemima

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.
Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.
by Captain Sodomy October 12, 2006
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aunt jemima

um yes. this is the one and only woman who graces the label of many a syrup bottle. she is almost always shown with a bowl full of a batter she seems to be mixing. she has become a sort of cult figure, with many references made to her in movies and television series.
wow. these waffles are dry. we need some aunt jemima up in here.
by nth January 28, 2006
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jemma

The nicest,prettiest girl you will ever meet. She is fun to be around and will always make you smile. She is great at anything she tries at. Everyone likes her and if someone doesnt she doesnt care.
Did you see jemma wow that girl is so great she would call a budgie Fudgie....ledgend!!!
by lesbianloverdykebrowen April 30, 2011
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Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet October 28, 2008
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Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.
Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**
by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010
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ben jemima

Before I go to sleep, a Ben jemima really helps me fall asleep.
by mjandy January 12, 2014
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Jemima

Very fit girl you will fall in love with if walk past her
Jemima is so fit isn’t she
by Caldicko April 15, 2019
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