Skip to main content

Jeff Chang

Jeff Chang (jlao, julian) noun:

A person characterized by the aliases "jlao" and "julian," who exhibits a distinct tendency to engage in peepotalk without accompanying action. Peepotalk refers to the act of expressing or discussing ideas, plans, or intentions without following through with concrete steps or implementation. While Jeff Chang may possess a propensity for verbalizing intentions, he often falls short in translating these verbalizations into tangible actions or walking the talk. This behavioral pattern suggests a discrepancy between his words and deeds, with a greater emphasis on talking rather than executing.
"Despite his promises to launch a groundbreaking startup, Jeff Chang's true nature as a "peepotalker" became evident when he failed to take any tangible steps towards realizing his entrepreneurial aspirations."
by alpacina May 26, 2023
mugGet the Jeff Chang mug.

Jeff-cast

The Jeff-cast is a masterful skill only reached by the most skilled anglers. It involves casting the line only a few feet into the water but so violently that surface agitation attracts large predatory game fish.
Do not attempt the Jeff-cast unless you are a trained professional.
by SharkSlaya January 1, 2022
mugGet the Jeff-cast mug.

jeff tassin

Most likely a bald russian dad.
His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.
by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019
mugGet the jeff tassin mug.

jeff bezos

Bald dude that runs Amazon
Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.
by Jesus McNugget July 8, 2017
mugGet the jeff bezos mug.

jeff stinco

Awesome guitar player for Simple Plan. Strangely nowone wrote anything about him yet, weeeeeeeiiiird...
Jeff Stinco proves that bald people can be hot too!
mugGet the jeff stinco mug.

JefF'd Up

Equivalent to Fucked Up, with reference to the CEO of the largest airline in the US in 2012, who has fucked up said airline with his incompetence.
Dude, it's all JefF'd Up! I can't believe you JefF'd Up our plan.
by Mother Jeffer October 6, 2012
mugGet the JefF'd Up mug.

Jeff Bezos

Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
by novelty16 June 2, 2018
mugGet the Jeff Bezos mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email