JetBlue

Transitive Verb. /

The act of loudly losing one's shit in front of a rather large, anonymous crowd, before deploying a 3000-psi nitrogen-charged emergency slide and absconding with multiple, unpurchased alcoholic beverages.

Person 1: Krikey! Did you see Jill go all JetBlue, tonight at the party?

Person 2: Yes I did. She was hot.

by PseuPseuPseudio August 10, 2010

JetBlue Exit

Noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "fuck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.

JetBlue Exit: Based on incident when JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.

by Island Mac Guy August 11, 2010

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

jebus

Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

by Pac November 21, 2004

Jeclub

Jeclub:

Sex monster that comes out at night and unleashes his 24 inch long dick and 12 inch thick. He anals girls so hard their anal cavities must be sewn back on. He tends to enjoy the flesh young teenage girls

Example: OMG that guy is a Jeclub. He just fucked me and my anal cavity bled

by Jeclub November 22, 2011

Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021

JetBlues

The feeling you get when you hate your job, or the customers you deal with. Reference to Steven Slater, the Flight Attendent who, after a scene with a passenger, shouted expletives over the P.A. system, then grabbed a beer and slid down the emergency chute.

These non-tippers give me the JetBlues.

by SXY S14 August 13, 2010