"I have a Jebuscis on my team!" This explains that my teammate is a garbage squeaker that probably plays Fortnite.
by Poopy_Lagoon_69 September 16, 2019
Get the Jebuscis mug.A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?
"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"
by seeker6079 April 10, 2006
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Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.
Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.
Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.
by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004
Get the jebus mug.I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.
by Obscure facts man! May 13, 2005
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"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"
"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"
"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010
Get the jebus mug.Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced
the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites
Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites
Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
by Aluphoss February 1, 2007
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