jube-jube dick

A very small, almost indetectable penis.
Like a jube-jube

"The bus driver has a jube-jube dick"

by BullChri May 23, 2005

jube-starr

1. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent girlfriend.
2. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance in terms of female gangsterhood.
3. A perfectly gorgeous girlfriend

She's my jube-starr. My jube-starr is in my crib

by primo March 13, 2005

Jubed

When you dick her so hard she shits

The poop is called Jube

Named after the Jude Blazowski

“Bro, Mattie Stromqueef Jubed all over me!”

by StickyRoy13 March 24, 2019

BUM JUBE

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.

Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.

by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018

platty jubes

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.

person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.

by gillieturtle June 2, 2022

A la Joubert

Running like hell , tail between legs, after making a terrible game-changing decision, probably because of conflicting parties, to avoid consequences and alienate a whole nation by doing so.

He awarded the winning penalty and quickly after went totally A la Joubert avoiding the respectable tradition of shaking hands.

by rdscot23 December 13, 2015

Jubear

This word is used to describe someone who is either emo,gay, likes men sexually, wet, moist, uses discord and has a little pp

Don’t chat to me, you want to be like Jubear innit, u battyboi .

by BreadAppleTreeHuman October 9, 2021