grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.

That guy just Grandma Jaundiced that woman.

by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008

Super jaundice

When the male rectum and crotch area turn very yellow and grow pimples that contain sperm and piss from having sex with Sexy Asian men

"Bro I just found out I have Super Jaundice and I got it from having sex with my Asian boyfriend"

by Gyattiel November 28, 2024

What the jaundice

Basically means what the heck but in a more ✨quirky✨ Way

* something crazy happens* “What the jaundice?!”

by Haleyhuff January 11, 2021

"Gee Ye The Jaundies"

Meaning: "Give You the Jaundice" often used as a sign of disgust. Often having the same meaning as "That would make you sick".

Mark: Look Betty I've Just Eaten this Mouldy Piece of Bread.
Betty: That is Disgusting, That Would "Gee Ye The Jaundies"

by Magnesium Sulphate February 17, 2006

Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

jawndice

pronuon for just about anything. an extended from of the word jawn (alternate spelling jaun). the word was first originated and poularized by the hardcore NPXC.
**not to be confused with the disease "jaundice" where your skin turns yellow**

"feen-dog, can i see that jawndice over there?"
"DAYUM this jawndice is of the hizz-al fo' shizz-al"

by aloysius bieds December 1, 2004

jaundiced

The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap

After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.

by Down-Home May 14, 2006