JakeyBoy

the best kid alive "BloxtonSupporter"

Me: do you think jake is funny?
7yo: no he is cringe
Me: I will kill you
7yo: i hate JakeyBoy
He died soon after

by ShockingDragon July 30, 2023

Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.

Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.

by street rave dave October 3, 2008

Jakey-Wakey

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016

snakey jakey

(v) wiggling sensation coming from behind.
(n) a non-sneaky attempt at anal sex.

holy crap, i thought the back door was locked!
but, there's always room for a snakey jakey.ALWAYS.

by wiggly piggly October 1, 2008

jakey

a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard

as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'

by Alastair November 22, 2003

JAKEY BOI

SICK, RADICAL DUDE

JAKEY BOI WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RADICAL BACK THERE

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

jaskeerat

A boss indian guy.

Yo man, don't fuck with jaskeerat.

by OG MUDBONES October 3, 2012