To Jasp: the act of poking/stroking/fondling near or around an unwilling bunghole. Usually occurs during movies; darkness provides the perfect atmosphere for a Jaspist to strike.
Gay Man 1: What's the matter? You're lookin kinda down
Gay Man 2: I did something wrong...
Gay Man 1: Have you been jaspin' again?
Gay Man 2: I jasped my little brother... again.
Gay Man 2: I did something wrong...
Gay Man 1: Have you been jaspin' again?
Gay Man 2: I jasped my little brother... again.
by ivebeenjasped February 12, 2010
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A ship from the Steven Universe, Universe, consisting of the HOMEWORLD gems Lapis and Jasper, see Lasper. Some non-believers say it would be abusive, but most shippers know that Lapis and Jasper are equally evil, and will both enventually (most likely) turn good. Also, there is a sizable difference in, well, size, between them, which makes it rather cute.
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Also can be used as an adjective describing something that pulls bitches
Also can be used as an adjective describing something that pulls bitches
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“ja-boppy”
A pronoun that can be used to refer to anyone or anything for being annoying, weird, cute, or for literally any reason whatsoever.
“ja-boppy”
A pronoun that can be used to refer to anyone or anything for being annoying, weird, cute, or for literally any reason whatsoever.
“Babe! Look at that jabapi over there.”
“My car was being such a goddamn jabapi this morning!”
“I stopped and got a jabapi on the way to work today.”
“They just be lettin’ any old jabapi on the internet these days.”
“I signed up for PlentiRewards using the name Jabapi today, lol.”
“My car was being such a goddamn jabapi this morning!”
“I stopped and got a jabapi on the way to work today.”
“They just be lettin’ any old jabapi on the internet these days.”
“I signed up for PlentiRewards using the name Jabapi today, lol.”
by KJ Smitty January 24, 2018
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