Dirty Jaron

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.

I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.

by pbody2001 October 7, 2020

Jargon

Slang for slang.

Person 1: Yeah you know I think I got the Australian jargon down.
Person 2: Oh, so... slang?

by SlickSerpent99 April 8, 2017

Jaron

Jaron is just the goat. He is the best at anything he attempts. He's so good that girls are all over him.

OOOHHHHH my God Jaron's coming

by CHICKRADICAL555 October 9, 2019

Jargonshpargon

The feeling of confidence before entering a situation where knowledge of a topic is needed

Person 1: You revise for that test we got later?
Person 2: Yes! I'm Totally Jargonshpargon!

by Benadude June 12, 2008

garbage-jargon

noun - cliquey slang, characterized by acronyms, misspellings and replacement of letters with numbers and other symbols. The phenomenon originated in occasional use by hacker culture and, much like everything else on the Internet, poseurs and wannabes have destroyed its original charm through overuse and audacity.

1:
l337k1dE: m r3dy 2 pwnz sum n00bz
C@L0vr: kimn, pwd nermel
l337k1dE: u r teh haxx0red
C@L0vr: wtf?!?!?
l337k1dE: roflmao u suk
shakespeare: Methinks you people are complete idiots.

2:
Most of the entries on Urban Dictionary fall into the category of garbage-jargon.

by Goforth August 29, 2007

Deca Jaron

Deca Jaron is god. He is the ruler of life. The deca life. He is royalty and his reign will never DECA die.

Omg deca jaron just shook my hand!!!!! I’m forever blessed with deca swag.

by Deca1234 March 8, 2019

Jaron

Jaron - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.

Someday I'll wake up with my Jaron.

by lunaticapples February 6, 2010