Jamonga

A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.

Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....

by MrRowe March 28, 2008

big in japan

To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.

"Yeah, I am big in Japan"

by KrautKontrol July 7, 2006

Japanapple

Japanese apple. Grown from apple trees farmed in Japan. Smaller in size and more juicy than usual apples. Slightly more expensive than traditional Western apples.

Person A: "That apple taste delicious - it's fruity and juicy and miniature in size"

Person B: "Hey I've seen those apples before - they're grown in Japan aren't they?"

Person A: "Yeah these apples are from Japan. They're expensive...They're Japanapples"

Person B: "Oh I Love Japanapples, can I have one?"

by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

Jaonna

She is a very beautiful soul she can be shy at sometimes around new people but she eventually will come out of that shell with time she is very overprotective over her friends and the people she loves and she isn’t afraid to beat a bitch if they mess with her so don’t get on her bad side. Boys find her attractive and think she is Gorgeous and she is really easy to talk to

Boy: Damn look at her
Friend: who Jaonna what about her
Boy: she fine as hell
Friend: go talk to her

Boy: ok wish me luck

by Accuratenamedefs123 March 14, 2020

japan is attacking

This is code for when a girl is on her period. It is symbolized by the Japanese flag, a white background with a single red dot(or period). 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

Girl 1: Japan is attacking!
Girl 2: Do you have the supplies?
Girl 1: Running low
Girl 2: *passes a feminine hygiene product over secretly*

by Grammatical mistakes whatevva June 30, 2016

Jamon

Jamon is a person everyone can count on, he's the new “Super Mario” having to save the day no matter what part of the day it is. He is also an athlete especially in basketball, the sweetest guy and any girl would be very lucky to have him, sacrificial, caring and most of all a family man a smart person in his academics, he may fail at some point but he will never give in he will get back up and do it again

I wish we have a Jamon around here to prove capabilities.

by Thee Slaminj December 21, 2016

Jabon Test

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.

I gave the Jabon Test to this dude with dredz. And he failed it. Hell yea, he a certified JABON!!!!

by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009