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jaantje

#1 bish

Has a very unpronounceable name but is still a good person. Will always listen to ur problems but won't really care. Is a really scary person. Is a forgetful person. Can be physically overpowering but wont do it during sex. Is a very loyal friend that will treat you like family (If you matter to them, anyways). Will try their best to get into your head but will only leave you feeling somehow more alone. (the sole purpose being because its Jaantje). She's a dumb bitch but still #1 bish. A clutz that can be likable but really annoying when she's ignorant. CANT FUCKING PLAY MINECRAFT!!??
Sarah: “ you could put a whole as arm in there.

Bitch you could fit a whole raccoon in there”
Jaantje :“ is it because your couch is out
Sarah: Yes
Jaantje: It’s okay I don’t possess the Coochie key anyway”
Sarah: “Why am I dressed like the stereotypical fits”
Jaantje: “ yes this looks good even without tucking
It’s not as good as tucking but it’s still good”
by Outcircles June 26, 2021
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Janter

Conversation that is witty and at the same time abusive between Jews.
Jewish friend one jokes to jewish friend two - "that's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning..."

Jewish friend two - "Hahahahahaha good janter!!"
by shomernegiah October 14, 2010
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jantee

people with jant-holes
nehu evans has the biggest jant-hole ive ever seen!
by traveye September 9, 2003
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Jantzed

To initiate intense pleasure to ones life partner.
Jeff: "You Jantzed the hell out of me last night Brian!"
Brian: "I know I did friend.....now go wash the fucking dishes!"
by BVatose January 19, 2011
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jantrell

Jantrell is a very strong and beautiful woman. She’s ambitious and pure
Jantrell loves to write poetry, and help others.
by Tee6 November 6, 2017
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Janteloven

A Danish law where the simple rule is that you're no special, no better than others and no one "cares" about you. Think about yourself before everyone else because no one will save you in the end.
Basically this law says "Fuck humanity, do what you want" This is a "law" of that said that It's not directly a law but many people live up to it. If you combine this law with "Free Speech" or in Danish "Ytringsfrihed" you will basically be able to do almost anything (non-criminal of course) You are you, do what you want, you're not special.
Example;
Zammi: I'm richer than you, therfore better and you're a zero!
Bichael: Fuck you, we're all equal. Read Janteloven!
Zammi: You.. fuck...
by hartsupper69 January 9, 2018
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Jantese

Is the type of friend who sticks up for you, never dyes down, and is ready to fight a bitch!Jantese is pretty and all people wanna be her friend , stay with friends like her
Jantese is a beautiful , nice hearted person
by Best friend ever October 8, 2018
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