Jantzed 

A situation in which one consumes an enormous amount of alcohol, causing an individual to stagger about in a disgraceful manner, rambling on incoherently. Can lead to other embarrassing events such as performing card tricks that don't exist, and walking through ankle deep puddles without notice.

Brian: "Wow, Graham has really pounded through that whiskey tonight!"
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"

Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "

Jantzed by BVatose January 17, 2011

Jantzed 

To initiate intense pleasure to ones life partner.

Jeff: "You Jantzed the hell out of me last night Brian!"
Brian: "I know I did friend.....now go wash the fucking dishes!"

Jantzed by BVatose January 19, 2011

Jantzen 

A girl who surprises you with some new amazing quality each and every day. She's strikingly beautiful and probably the funniest girl you know. The coolest and most unique person ever. Getting her to laugh or smile is the most rewarding thing you can do. She's adorable and amazing balled up into one, and there will never be anyone like her. Everyone who really understands her realizes that they are in the company of a truly wonderful person and feels blessed. Jantzen makes you feel like the world is the great place it's supposed to be.

I didn't feel like life was all that great, then I got to know Jantzen.

Jantzen by Pynchowned September 28, 2014

Jantzen 

Jantzens are hot, sexy, sweet guys that absolutely love to spend time with the ones they love so dearly. They are so remarkable, determined, and hard working toward their goals. They are sensitive and get worried a little easily, but they are open and honest to those they are close to. They can easily attract any dream girl they want easily just from their personality alone. Their sweet, masculine, nurturing personality makes them irresistible. They are super loyal, and are the bestest friends/boyfriends you could ever have. The one thing that makes them even more amazing is that they have high values and they are super physically attractive as well. They are literally the full package of a dream guy. Don't let fear hold you back from the life of your dreams jantzens!!

HANNAH: "Wow!! Jantzen is so sweet and kind, my gosh he is so freaking handsome!!"

BRINDY: "I know right!!"

Jantzen by Psychopathia1177421A March 24, 2022

Jantzen 

The action of avoiding questions and situations not well known to the person involved. May also be used as an adjective to describe someone avoiding situations. The word originates from the name of a biology teacher who did not know what he was teaching so he used powerpoints from www.biologyjunction.com to teach the class and himself. Whenever confronted with a question he would give the response "Just do your best"

1. He totally just "jantzened" out of answering that question.

2. That's so "jantzen"

Jantzen by Just Do Your Best November 21, 2010

Jantzen 

Jantzen is a word that has dual meanings.
1. To userp an undeserved posistion without any qualifications and or through nepotism or sexual favors.

2. To assualt without proper cause a fellow employee at your place of work or employement.

1. That guy "jantzened" his way into that job because he's sleeping with his boss.

2. I hate that dude because he's smarter and better looking than me. I think Im going to go "jantzen" him with my fist upside his head.

Jantzen by sputukus March 14, 2008

Jantzen 

Jantzen is a hot Cali kid that pulls all the girls

That kid is such a Jantzen

Jantzen by JZTV00 November 21, 2021