rob and janine

The phrase Rob and Janine first started in the angel pub in Caerphilly named after two legendary locals….
Basically when when you are told something and it sounds completely mental or u need more information on the matter as it’s so ridiculous u can’t get to grips with it… rather than say “what do u mean” you would say “rob and Janine?”

Morgan: omfg, had a mental one last night, took far too much cocaine, a pukka n 3 viagras, went home horny as fuck. Wanked off watching a Red Cross advert on tv n then shot my load all over my dads dog…..
James: hang on a sec… rob and Janine?

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

Jartinez

Any man known for extreme logic, excellent communication skills, and a great sense of humor.

Tom is our on-site Jartinez. Anytime the corporate management does something stupid, Tom analyzes the situation and explains it in a funny and easy to understand manner that makes everyone laugh and no one angry.

by Harry Lemming June 19, 2006

Janine Fontana

Biggest MILF ever. Super hawt tramp stamp. Best sex ever.

Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.

by 777000 December 21, 2008

Janties

Jean shorts that double as panties.

Damn those those woman's janties put daisy dukes to shame.

by Clemsongrad09 February 26, 2009

Janine

She is slightly older than miguel. She is slightly shorter than Miguel. Jokes aside, she is probably one of the coolest people you'll ever know. Despite all the problems she faces regularly, she manages to be the best of us.

P.S. shes probably slightly cooler than miguel

Man Janine is soooo cool!

by migismatcho February 9, 2021

Janine

A wonderful craft doing bird carving all around great girl Janine’s usually have brown eyes glasses brown hair and are usually figure skaters they have a huge heart and are very shy when you don’t know them but when you get to know them there very cool and crazy. You always want to have a Janine as a friend she’s just a great person

That Janine is amazing and I would be lucky to have her as a friend

by No ring alarm clock October 17, 2019

Janine

Janine can be very shy at times. Especially when talking to one of her many lovers. But if you take the time to talk to her instead of just stare at her boobs, you’ll see how smart she is. Really. She’s one of the cutest b***s you’ll meet in your life! She always has a sexy bra on, and she's unique in many other ways too. If you ever get the chance to date a Janine, don’t let her go unless she says the safeword. She’ll protect you from your curious neighbors, comfort you with amazing pasta, and always make you laugh with ridicolous ideas. She can be very dirty minded sometimes. Actually all the times. But she always makes you laugh. Nervously.

Janine almost gave me the best orgasm of my life last night, but at the last moment she ended up almost giving me the worst possible one!!

by Daigotom February 25, 2022