I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

Jazz June

1.) Slang for doing the nasty.
2.) Something we do after we thin gin and before we die soon.

We thin gin. We jazz june. We die soon.

by Lyosha May 25, 2009

Jazzelyn

An angelic woman. She is the most gorgeous and amazing girl that walks the Earth. She makes everybody happy to know her and unintentionally makes everyone fall in love with her.

Jazzelyn is dreamy.

by Macay August 13, 2012

Worship Jamz

The new "Kidz Bop" craze thing. This time, it's non talented kids singing to songs about Jesus and worshipping. Just as crappy as the Kidz Bop kids.

"Kidz Bop and Worship Jamz are bought by soccer moms and others who want clean music for their kids."

by Baha June 1, 2005

Jazmin (Jazz)

Jazmin (Jazz): A Natural-Born Badass.

Jazmin is the type of person who will always stay by your side, make you laugh when your sad, and through you a wild card every once in a while. Jazmin is a girl who is very like-able, but is easy to be jealous over. She makes friends with ease, and can make anything into a joke. Jazmin is very intelligent and an amazing bestfriend. Jazz will do anything for those she cares about, and won't take crap from anyone. She is very forgiving, independent, a lot a bit crazy, trusting, speaks the truth/her mind, and is someone to lean on, if need be. Jazmin is a rare type of person, so if you find one make sure you treat them right and never let them go.

She's a total Jazmin (Jazz).

by IDK, But You Already Know December 22, 2017

jazz

If you gotta ask, you'll never know.

-Louis Armstrong, jazz trumpeter.

by lalala931243732 November 14, 2004

Jazz Bro

A college jazz musician who is a bro. Usually socially adept, a jazz bro attends parties, drinks beer, plays beer pong and partakes in the usual bro activities, but listens to and plays jazz music. Some can be socially inept however, and can be extremely biased when it comes to music, displaying elitist qualities. These jazz bros can usually be picked out by the presence of a soul patch. Some jazz bros listen to hip hop with jazz overtones, as well as funk and fusion music.

Steve is totally a jazz bro. Look at the way he sinks those shots in pong, while listening to Kind of Blue.

by Chim Ridgels November 8, 2010