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King James Brown Version

The lost, now found, ancient Holy Hood Bible commissioned by King James Brown, The First (I) that contains the raw thoughts of Hood Niggaz who have lived throughout history--and left their wisdom in order that the new Nigga of today may survive in Whitey's world unscathed. The Book of Niggamaste is its main Scroll. See niggamaste niggadom.
1st Nigga: "Remember what the ancient hood prophets said in the good hood book about priorities?

2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."

1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."

2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!

1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
by DuVay Knox November 3, 2018
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cameron james brown

Cameron James Brown's are the rock in your life. He has been through a lot but has a lot of knowledge, he is very trustworthy and he will always have your back. He is gorgeous and has a lot of romantic gestures.
Stick with this boy he will show you the world.
by Ikebrown99 September 28, 2017
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James "Sexy" Brown

James Brown is a well-known sumo wrestler originating from the 21st century, also known as 'Sexy Beastie'. He is known to be a persistent and strong fighter when he is challenged. James severely dislikes when somebody aims to take his most prized possession: his milkshake and minty mentos. A few of his close friends suspect that he follows Mentosia, a newly-forming religion.
Oh no... James "Sexy" Brown just went sicko mode when I took his mentos!
by clownmachine March 7, 2019
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James Browning

James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.
" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"
by Brock Sampson III October 26, 2012
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james brownbill

He's the guy that applied the ambulance design onto the first responders car in England
Hey I wonder who applied that rather fetch design to the first responders car

Don't you know? That dudes called James brownbill
by Avignatimos January 5, 2018
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The Brawn James

The Brawn James is a shitpost version of LeBron James. Derived from a hood-irony meme.
Fart: Did you see the new Hood-Irony meme??
Shid: Yeah, The Brawn James, pretty funny.
by charcoalman1738_69 April 28, 2020
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The Bron Jame

the basketballer The bron jame but epic
"yoooo look at The Bron Jame ballin!"
"damn fr, this man must be the real Lebron James"
by The Bron Jame (real) March 2, 2021
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