clownmachine's definitions

Skelunging

The act of doing sexual intercourse within the confines of a cave.

Person 1: "What's skelunging?"
Person 2: "It's like spelunking, but with sex!"

by clownmachine February 26, 2022

James "Sexy" Brown

James Brown is a well-known sumo wrestler originating from the 21st century, also known as 'Sexy Beastie'. He is known to be a persistent and strong fighter when he is challenged. James severely dislikes when somebody aims to take his most prized possession: his milkshake and minty mentos. A few of his close friends suspect that he follows Mentosia, a newly-forming religion.

Oh no... James "Sexy" Brown just went sicko mode when I took his mentos!

by clownmachine March 7, 2019

garmfle

To eat ass with a little bit of sugar.

They say it's immoral to garmfle at a funeral, but my dad doesn't think that! More like he can't think that.

by clownmachine July 8, 2020