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Jalon

A man often dark skin he will remind you of your first crush. He will forever be in your heart if your in his,but if your in his heart your are very lucky because once your there you are the forever. He is the best person to talk to about any problem and he will be the one in your dreams giving you everything you could ever dream for because he us just that kind of person. If you have a jalon in your life do everyone a favor including yourself and never let him go!
Jalon is my baby find yourself a jalon too.
Jalon-hey so i was thinking alot about you last night
Me-why me
Jalon-because your beautiful and i need to let you know that
Me-but in not
Jalon-oh baby, come look in the mirror i need to show you something beautiful
by Marmar the read head December 9, 2018
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Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
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Jaloni

a female who is intelligent, kind, snarky, and humorous. she is quite quick tempered, but has a huge heart.
Jaloni is very funny.
by luvurself October 23, 2018
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jaloproctitis

Rectal burning caused by defecating spicy food. (I didn't make this up).
"The chili you made last night left me with a pretty severe case of jaloproctitis this morning."
by j. rabbit richards April 8, 2006
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jalon

adjective. Describes a person, or animal who is wise beyond his or her years. Usually very politically minded and interested in the true sense of "justice for all." Hard working and motivated in improving his or her self and surroundings.
He is so jalon to not only notice what needs improvement, but also to take the initiative to put that improvement into motion.
by Carlton Lee April 26, 2012
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Jaloppagog

Obscenely or disproportionately large.
That woman has jaloppagog tits.
by Fourkie August 23, 2009
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jaloon

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.
Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?
by niceshirt May 13, 2015
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