jakerton

A sweet, innocent little friend that is very loveable, genuine and intelligent. He is also very short in stature.

Jakerton: "you are so fair Kyle"
Kyle: "thanks little Jakerton"

by Tacoma Ron November 1, 2013

Jakeisma

A special brand of charisma characterized by spoken sexual interest, heavy comedy, overwhelming sexual innuendo, and an infallible ability to pick from a group of women the one who is most susceptible to this form of seduction.

Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.

Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.

Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.

Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.

"You have got a way with strippers, Jake. Hell, just with women, really." - Witness of Jakeisma in action in a strip club.

"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.

"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.

by Jacob Houpt May 9, 2008

Jakeing out

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.

Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!

by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009

Jakeism

When people began to talk about kidneys in an unworthy manner, the ghost of jake will appear and begin to haunt people. As long as jake lingers, the surrounding toxic levels will increase resulting in people in jake's vicinity to lose their kindney or even worse.......ALL THEIR ORGANS. To exorcise jake, one may roast him in order to keep him at bay.

JAKEISM-
John: Wow jake has only one kidney LOL that is so funny
Ashley: HAhaha who has one kidney nowadays LMFAO
Stratti: Oh no a wild jake appeared!!!
John: We must start roasting him....ATTACK

by Chanyangg April 21, 2018

jakeiveon

A boy whos dummy thicc

hey look that kid Jakeiveon is dummy thicc

by ImAimpostor October 5, 2020

Jakeiveon

Jakeiveon a boy with a loving kind personality, a boy who will go out of his way to help others. he has lovely brown eyes and a soothing sweet face and cute chubby cheeks. He'll stay determined no matter what despite the difficulties life will through at him he'll always stay on his feet for he's Jakeiveon and he will not give up.

Jakeiveon looked up with a twinkle in his eyes.

by ImAimpostor October 5, 2020

Jakeiveon

Jakeiveon a boy with a loving kind personality, a boy who will go out of his way to help others. he has lovely brown eyes and a soothing sweet face and cute chubby cheeks. He'll stay determined no matter what despite the difficulties life will through at him he'll always stay on his feet for he's Jakeiveon and he will not give up.

That's Jakeiveon; when Jakeiveon looks up his eyes sparkle in the light of the sun.

by ImAimpostor October 5, 2020