jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.
dear jake,
i love youu
dear jake,
i love youu
by ily..(: October 23, 2013
person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
by Chrono_Chronicles November 02, 2014
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by huskergod December 13, 2010
someone with a very small penis, but will claim they have a large one not by bragging about it but by being in denial and blushing and avoiding eye contact and being shy
jake because you are jake so you have a small one
by miss.correctmeifimwrong July 17, 2011