adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.
Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.
That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.
The economy is totally jazzacked
That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.
The economy is totally jazzacked
by arctic_crash March 19, 2009
Get the Jazzacked mug.Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.
Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!
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by JizzaBelle Spade May 26, 2018
Get the JizzaBelle mug.The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
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