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Spring Jailbreak

With the arrival of spring and warmer weather, the increased occurrences of romantic breakups due to wanting to explore what's out there and enjoy being single again.
1) It's nice out and the beauties are out there, time to prep my Spring Jailbreak

2) -Hey, are you two still together?

-No we broke up last week

-Ah yes, it's spring jailbreak time, eh?
Spring Jailbreak by adn121 June 4, 2018
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jailbreak 

you better check your drawers, that sounded like a jailbreak.
jailbreak by ccnutmnkey December 8, 2004

jailbreak 

the time immediately after leaving a long term relationship when you rediscover your freedom and have sex with as many people as you can
he only just broke up with her and already he's shagged 4 other girls

oh he's just on a jailbreak
jailbreak by little acorn August 30, 2011

Jailbreak 

Making your crappy iPhone have more freedom. Basically turning it into an Android.
"Oh look Bob jailbreaked his crappy iPhone."
Jailbreak by Thicc Chungus January 31, 2019

Jailbreak 

When your penis dangles down one of your legs and partly exists outside of your underwear. Never happens when wearing tight pants.
"Yo dude, look away. I've got to put my hand in and stop a jailbreak.
Jailbreak by Deli God February 23, 2013

jailbreak 

To unlock a cell phone from its service provider so that it can be used with other SIM cards from different companies.
To unlock an iphone from AT&T and make it a free bird. Just shove in any GSM tri-band SIM card and you are good to go! thats what you call jailbreak
jailbreak by S.H.R August 4, 2008

jailbreak 

Usually followed by an Escapee, which is a fart that escapes while pooping or peeing this usually happens when on the toilet or at the urinal station. It is a series of farts escaping making a machine-gun like noise, when a jailbreak happens, it is wise to just act as though it never happened, this will ease embarrasment on your part and on the part of others within earshot.
"Dude it was so funny, I was washing my hands at the sink in the bathroom at Madam X's porn shop and a guy had a jailbreak, I was laughing so hard I dropped my ten porno vid's I had just bought!"

-True Story
jailbreak by Rice Hater July 30, 2005