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sex jackpot

1. sex jackpot gave me three orgasms in a row, and he wasn't even hard yet.

2. my name is criffer, but you can call me sex jackpot.
by criffer May 13, 2006
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jackpotted

Allowing something to build and then dumping it on someone all at once. Often this is a workplace discipline issue where many minor or even not minor events are allowed to build without notice of violation and then once sufficiently large can be used against an employee all at once to justify a large penalty or termination. Can also be used in an emotional sense in the instance of a lover or family member who at one time recites all the real and perceived misdeeds against them despite having never voiced displeasure previously.
Jack was never told that sitting at his desk one minute late daily was a problem until 6 months into his job his manager jackpotted him with a cumulative 130 minute tardy violation for which he was terminated.
by ARegularGuy August 29, 2013
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sixpence jackpot

Anal sex willfully given up in the UK, usually by the oppressed or underclass.
Sinead O'Connor left Dublin a virgin but takes it up the "sixpence jackpot" whilst in London.
by Sam Stout July 6, 2009
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Jackpot to Piss in

When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.
Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.
by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010
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Jackpot hand

(Noun) A term used to describe a hand in poker that contains 3 sevens, or three of a kind sevens. This is derived from the idea that 3 sevens is considered the jack pot on a slot machine.
Since that 7 came out on the flop, I've got a jackpot hand!
by OlFashioned November 14, 2013
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jackpot junkie

anybody hopelessly addicted to gambling one who spends every night weekend and holiday at the casino
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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jackpot

A vessel kept under the bed to catch and contain ejaculate from jacking off. A sperm spittoon.
Aghhh! I need to dump my jackpot. That shit is starting to ferment.
by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011
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