jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012

Jackmail

When you catch someone masturbating and use it as blackmail against them.

Hey man, can your bro give me a ride to the movies?
Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.

by 007hippo September 30, 2009

jackcaton

i) (verb) to jackcaton or ii) (adjective) to be jackcaton

a word do describe a very annoying and nosey person who sits around on a playstation and lack a life

Person one: "come on cheer up, don't do a jackcaton on us!"
Person two: "sorry i'm trying, i'm just on facebook and the playstation. i like being miserable"

by mettyjj January 12, 2010

jackwatt

The biggest kid in the playground; a kind of nerd bully.

Walker just destroyed my sand castle- he is such a jackwatt!

by philcon April 20, 2011

Jackmaniac

A jackass who has the added advantage of being a maniac.

example 1:
J-Dev:" That guy is driving like a stupid Jackmaniac!!"
example 2:
Sruti" Who is submitting so many words to the UD"
J-Dev:" Its some random Jackmaniac!"

by J-Dev September 25, 2011

Jackmanifoldapologist

Jack manifold apologist aka light, is the coolest mf ever

Person: spit on me, jackmanifoldapologist
Light:no ! :D
Person: w-why

Light: *pees*

by Heywhattheeff May 19, 2021

Hugh Jackman

a Handjob, Hand-H-Hugh, Job-J-Jackman.

Did she give you a Hugh Jackman?

by browneye11 March 27, 2009