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jackmat

Jack-off Material
Similar to HazMat (hazardous material), jackMAT is any erotic material that one can refer to while jacking off. This material may come in the form of porno, mental imagery, or many other forms.
Just watched J-Lo on stage, that booty gave me enough JackMat for weeks
by DaveDabate May 31, 2011
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jackmanifold grind

A continued joke by Jack Manifold’s donations, basically saying a bad thing has happened but i’m still watching because i cannot stop the Jack Manifold grind
*donation* i mistook my mom’s ashes for powdered sugar and i ate it, whatever, can’t stop that jackmanifold grind 🤪
*Jack Manifold is disappointed*
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jackbat

1) n. Combination between jackass and dingbat.

2) n. Someone who does something rude, but might too stupid to know better.
The bagger at the grocery store put a gallon of milk on top of the grapes. What a jackbat!
by bennyv November 7, 2010
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jackmanifoldsussywhoppa

The best fan page ever

Amazing fan page 😊
Also a big jack manifold Stan
Jackmanifoldsussywhoppa is an amazing fan page did you know??!!
by Bentoboxchairsofaoven September 3, 2021
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Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.
For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
by Shwagg March 18, 2007
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JackMarlow

If you call someone a JackMarlow it could mean a massive pussy and gay don. A JackMarlow is usually found in Dunmow and sucks cock for a fiver.
Person 1: your a right JackMarlow
Person 2: fuck off I ain’t gay
by C0dyHill April 13, 2020
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jackhat

A cross between a jackass and an asshat. Can be used in situations where it's not appropriate to say "ass".
(With kids in the car) "That jackhat just cut me off!"
by Trogdor|nubtastic October 19, 2005
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