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jacking off

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.
i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth
by loves2jack May 26, 2004
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What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.
Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
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When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.
Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night
by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010
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Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix
by Defineking9045 March 29, 2016
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When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure
Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
by SlopNChop April 18, 2019
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I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.
by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009
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