jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

jackin the opps

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022

Jackin' the 'tater

1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.

2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.

3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.

1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!

2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.

3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.

by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010

Jackin Da Stick

A male masterbating, stick referring to the male penis.
Also see- masterbate, jackin off, jerkin off, jackin it.

I is jackin da stick every night cuz it feel good, and I also can't get laid.

by Adam Povavili October 25, 2006

Jackin fool

A guy who jacks his cock for hours every chance he gets.

I'm a Jackin Fool no doubt. I just jacked off for 5 hours and came a big load of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

Jackin gays

The act of being named jack and sexually oil wrestling with your gay coach.

Me: bro I heard you were Jackin gays the other day.

Jack: what do you mean? wrestling isn't gay.

by Chief Spreading cock August 4, 2021

jackin it

Jackin it - The slang term for masturbate

mas·tur·bate
-bat·ed, -bat·ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to engage in masturbation.
–verb (used with object)
2. to practice masturbation upon.
Origin: 1855–60; < L masturb&#257;tus, ptp. of masturb&#257;r&#299; to engage in masturbation

—Related forms
mas·tur·ba·tor, noun
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)

You: Where is Nick?
Me: Oh, he is at his house jackin it to some porn.

by SpERRM November 26, 2007