Jackattack

When a woman over 30 sexually attacks you.

I was Jackattacked by this hot ass lady last night.

by Shufflufagus September 9, 2010

jackatone

Analing fisting the victim while he or she is screaming in a horrific way (in other case; needing help) when the victim's anus is wide open, the offender will shit, piss and cum until it's full. (Note: this word can be highly offense to others if they know'd the word)

A childmolster had kidnapped and jackatoned me in his garage brutally.

by SGT_SCHMOO July 5, 2016

jackadandy

A lie ... a tall story .. bullshit

thats a right JACKADANDY story

by Jeff Essex October 25, 2007

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.

Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!

by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

jackatard

A user who is convinced computer viruses are transmitted only over hard line connections.

I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.

by The Decorator May 10, 2018

Jackshanked

when you get stabbed masturbating

jack got Jackshanked by kempy

by MaskedSamurai May 7, 2019

jackhand

a jackhand is a very skinny boy who has freckles. he is usually either very posh or very naughty or a mix of the two. he is likely good at sport and has a squeaky voice

"look at jackhand over there trying to be cool"

by A L A May 21, 2020